May 2013
April 2013
You never truly know hate until you find someone you hate more than the last. I think love is the same way.
March 2013
egberts:
beatrixtipplepot:
egberts:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA
if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question
you didnt just do that
Do you remember that one time that I’m just really conflicted about my life because I recently kissed the boy I’ve liked for the longest time and I don’t know whats going to happen next. And I’m totally and completely freaking out about it.
I want to be the girl you want your parents to meet and fall in love with. I want to be the girl that makes you breakfast while you shower or sleep in. And I want to be the girl that you wrap your arms around in the middle of the night.
February 2013
I like this boy and he likes me and we went on a date on Friday and now we’re going to go on another date this week and at the time I wasn’t sure if Friday was a date or not, but it turns out that at the end he really wanted to kiss me but he didn’t because he didn’t know if I liked him and I just think he’s really precious and he’s so sweet and he sent me a...
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD
what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded
Then there is this person ^
(you perfect human being)
I’M DYING
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Watchthorinoakenshielded:
goatofglitter:
videohall:
Hoop dance to thrift shop
> I can’t be the only one that wants to see the completed dance… right?
> She’s amazing.
> WHY IS SHE NOT IN THE OLYMPICS.
THE NAKED KID AT THE END IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE
I thought this was going to be one of those typical “White girl” videos but oh my god this is actually awesome HOW
I can’t...
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January 2013
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Today was such a good day.
I finally got into the class I’ve been on the wait list for.
I found out that I get to live with my best friend next year.
I went to Which Wich for the first time, and it was delicious.
I flirted hella lot.
I got hit on hella times.
I’m wearing an outfit in support of the good ole US of A
I got retweeted from Drunk Jordan Hulls.
I got a a reply from IU Boobs.
I just honestly...
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This isn’t really anything that anyone needs to read. I just wanted it to get it out. My family just recently found out my brother was diagnosed with Muscular Dystrophy. And when I got the news.. I was an absolute wreck. I was crying and screaming and I hit things and I kicked things and I was in a terrible place. It’s still really hard every single day. I just want the best...
vegayta:
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
person who has never actually met a british boy: makes this post
british boy in real life: eya luv you wanna get it on behind tha bins init you bang tidy luv bang tidy
kathybearshark:
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