September 2011
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
Aug 31st
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Anonymous asked: You're wrong. It's not me.
Aug 31st
Aug 31st
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Anonymous asked: I had a crush on you at one point. I'm pretty sure you had one on me, too. Nothing wound up working out, though. But hey, you're still cute. Also, as creepy as those messages are, they're kinda lulzy. fuq dem h8rs.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Truth or dare?
Both. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Are your tits bigger or smaller than 36C
Bigger. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
People are creeps on your formspring. Lololol at...
I’ve seen their also going for you now too! Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
Want (1) cute anon message.
Note how this says cute, not creepy.. 
Aug 31st
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Are your breasts 34DD?
No. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
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Jenna marbles
Totally. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
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Sam doughty sucking my cock
Definitely not. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Would you suck my cock?
I didn’t know anons had cocks? Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
I am jelly!!!! My roomate is kinda ugly lol
Sucks for you. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
I think at some point you're gonna suck a cock in...
Okay. That’s cool. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
You're such a sexy bitch ;)
Thanks bro. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
If you were paid 50 bucks to put a dildo in your...
No. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
As I think about it.....Jennifer virden and...
That’s… cool.. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
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Do you have a sexy roomate?
Hellz to the yeah! I get to see her half naked all the fucking time too. You jelly? Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
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Who's your female celeb crush?
Taylor Swift, she’s super cool. Or Zoey Deschanel, Jessica Alba, Jenna Marbles, Eva Mendez, and Beyonce. I think I have too many. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Which one of your friends has the best body?
I don’t know? It’s really a matter of opinion. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
And I think you and Robyn make a cute couple too...
Again, not a couple. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Are they.....34D?
No Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
I think you and Sam make a cute couple ;)
Uh.. Sam and I aren’t a couple. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Are your tits bigger than 32C
Yes. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 31st
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have you ever when you wanted to you know ask it...
Is this Alex Myers? LOL Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
1 tag
My cock gets hard whenever I think of you
Cool story bro. Tell it at parties. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
1 tag
Who are some of your other best friends?
My best friend is Sam. And then there’s Robyn, Leigh, Kellie, and Jaime. Whom I all love deeply and are some of my closest friends. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
1 tag
I think your tits are.....32C
You’re wrong. Not even close. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
1 tag
Have you ever kissed Robyn ?
On the cheek. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
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When you see a funny post on Tumblr
10knotes: You sit there and laugh to yourself like While other people in the room look at you like Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Reblogging not only because this is so true, but because I love Jay Baruchel.
Aug 30th
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formspring.me
Tell me something sweet to get me by. http://formspring.me/haylie
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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uhlexiss asked: Happy belated birthday!! :)
Aug 30th
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If you were paid 200 bucks to have lesbian sex...
No. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
1 tag
Have you shown your tits to Robyn?
I mean.. yeah.. We aren’t shy about changing in front of each other. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 30th
1 tag
What word do you prefer? Tits? Breasts? Boobs?
It depends. I say tits a lot. I also say boobies. Probably a tie between the two. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 29th
It's easier said than done.
Aug 28th
It would be really cool if I got my Pottermore...
NO POSTS ON SUNDAYS.
Aug 28th
I turn 19 Tomorrow
That’s kind of weird. I feel old.. I have one more year to be a teenager. But I got a card in the mail from my grandma today. First piece of mail sent to our mailbox in college. And the Myers parents gave me and Sam cookies. She made me an IU chocolate spider! And the Doughty parents gave me a card with $20 in it and a box of cookies with a pretty nice little note.  My 4 best friends from...
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Would you flash your breasts for a hundred...
Real talk, I don’t know. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 27th
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What else would you do for a hundred bucks??
I don’t know. Tell me something sweet to get me by.
Aug 27th