sdiddy: verythirsty: if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom People tell you you are pretty all the time. Ya effin liar. And funny. YOU WOULD HAVE SO MANY DOLLARS. CAUSE SEVERE ECONOMIC PROBLEMS CUZ YOU WOULD HAVE ALL THE DOLLARS, NO DOLLARS LEFT FOR ANYONE ELSE! You’re pretty, bby ;) Sammmmmm <3<3<3 Thanks bbyyyyy.
damnthatswhatshesaid: omg photoshop has a bell pepper brush
verythirsty: if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
ohsoswiftly: So everyone can watch - We are Never Getting Back Together MY LIFE
I just.. ugh.
thescottishgirl: We are never getting back together
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
I'VE OFFICIALLY DEFEATED TEEN PREGNANCY!
Anonymous asked: pic?
I’m mostly pissed that now I have to rearrange all of my plans. Asshole.
Cosmo sex tip #548
cosmo-sex-tips: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!” OH MY GOD WHAT
nerds-are-the-best: acrylicemulator: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can Ugh yes. This shit is so cool. I fucking love the deep sea WHY DOES THE FISH HAVE LIPS?
A List of Things That Don't Make You Better Than...
not eating meat eating meat not doing drugs doing drugs not having sex having sex not going to parties going to parties not tanning tanning not wearing makeup wearing makeup not being thin being thin
I just wanted to have a fun night last night and everyone’s mad at everyone and it makes me sad and I don’t know what I did wrong because I just tried to make everyone happy.