Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD
what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded
Then there is this person ^
(you perfect human being)
I’M DYING
I’m almost crying right now.
(Source: manda, via idontmakesense)
Hoop dance to thrift shop
> I can’t be the only one that wants to see the completed dance… right?
> She’s amazing.
> WHY IS SHE NOT IN THE OLYMPICS.
THE NAKED KID AT THE END IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE
I thought this was going to be one of those typical “White girl” videos but oh my god this is actually awesome HOW
I can’t even just hula hoop… like how do you do this.
(Source: youtube.com, via idontmakesense)
Infographic of the Day: Body Counts in Tarantino Films
Vanity Fair shares this neat infographic chart illustrating the body counts tallied from each of Quentin Tarantino’s eight most violent films throughout his career, with Inglorious Basterds (2009) topping the list at 396 total deaths.
I love this. I really do.
(via musicalwishes)
Today is the 2 year anniversary of Jordan’s heart surgery at Riley. I thought I would never have to go through anything so hard again.
stop motion animation more like
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS ANIMATION
This is fucking awesome.
(Source: jay-abovetheclouds, via witfulthinking)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: pluvialmetropolis, via walterpetrie)
“Mae Mobley was my last baby. In just ten minutes, the only life I knew was done.”
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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